“Describe Comic Con in 3 Words”
This is dad’s single most valuable possession. Everything he knows about every evil thing is in here. I think he wants us to pick up where he left off. You know, saving people, hunting things… Family business.
What if the reason we’ve never contacted aliens is because Earth is part of a galactic nature preserve, and the aliens study us from a distance, attempting to preserve our primitive world?
If dentists make their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommended?
What do the people who stop the microwave at 0:01 do with all their spare time?
i do not want to be beeped at!! it is loud and obnoxious and i will not take orders from a microwave!!
- me, as a breadstick: why the fuck is everybody taking me did u even pay
deanyw